Gnob's Drug Habit

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  1. _Baragain_

    _Baragain_ Living Forum Legend

    Thank you for taking the time to read my impromptu public service announcement. I wanted to draw everybody's attention to this potentially significant issue in our capital city of Kingshill.

    First off, I think that Draken must be some sort of drug like substance with some serious side effects. The first thing that clued me in was Gnob's serious case of "Meth-mouth" that he seems to be developing in the recent promotional advertisements that have been receiving a lot of coverage (vs his shop sign which hasn't changed much).

    Also, it may have other negative impacts, including mental damage, which could explain his issues putting together coherent sentences.

    Also, I'm sure that you have thought to yourself on more than one occasion "Where does Gnob get all this stuff?" Well, his drug habit might explain this too. He receives a lot of business from the good people of Kingshill, he is even accepting Andermant these days too, way more than he would need to support his own drug habit. Personally, I think he has other connections in Dracania of a less than reputable nature. His operation could easily be used to launder money in the form of the Draken drug and Andermant and could even be a front to sell stolen goods and artifacts to attempt to legitimize them... or worse, he could be supplied by the very enemies we quest to destroy. Many of his goods are things from a time gone by that were only found by our bravest hero with no small amount of effort on their part.

    I think there is cause for concern and this issue needs to be investigated further. Please keep your eyes open, and if you see something, say something. In the meantime, Boycott Gnob... Don't support Dracania's criminal underworld. Buy local and don't give your business to this drug addled addict. That, or farm for you gear, earning it the legitimate way!
    Something, Morinphen, Gryngol and 6 others like this.
  2. CM Haruki

    CM Haruki Community Team Team Drakensang Online

    +1 to Randomness.

    Gotta say that I was a little bit rattled myself when I saw that face on the event notification window...
    However, I'd go the sugary way and say that he lost his teeth after scavenging his way through the candy & cookie supplies right after the conclusion of the last Halloween and Winter Solstice events. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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  3. trakilaki

    trakilaki Living Forum Legend

    You don't get it ... do you? :D
    He is backed by the King and the BP's government ... nothing strange there this is happening in real life too.
    If you buy drugs from local drug dealer you will be charged with felony ... BUT ... if you buy the same drug from the "pharmaceutical mafia" licensed by the government it is OK.
    That is how things work ... that is how the rich are getting richer ... that is how selected few are controlling the world's population.
    Ever wonder why are they giving you medications for headache that are temporarily covering the symptoms but not curing the cause?
    Because you need to buy them over and over and over again ... all your life ... If they give you the cure today they won't be making more money tomorrow. It is simple as that :)
    It is the same in the game too.
    That is why I am ignoring Gnob for a long time. :)
  4. Zed

    Zed Forum Pro

    I see you're high on draken too
  5. EhtovK

    EhtovK Old Hand

    Perhaps because some people's headaches are caused by a bad night of sleep, not properly managed arterial hypertension, muscular tension, simply stress related and some other minor causes.

    So I can't change the past and get that person to sleep better the last night, the hypertension as a matter of fact, is a chronic degenerative disease, thus, incurable, you can only mitigate it's effects through proper treatment, which will tackle the side symptoms like headaches, I can relieve a muscular tension through medication or even just with giving the proper directives to the patient, but would need to isolate the most likely cause to prevent future events in order to avoid medication, and when it comes down to stress, I can't really influence on what's stressing the patient, so I can't but treat the problem at hand, which is a simple headache.

    My point being, not every medication or medical process is part of a bigger conspiration/world domination plan, there's some suspicious cases and situations, yes, but there's also cases where the solutions play out just as in the given examples. :p

    P.S. Sorry for hijacking your post with med stuff Baragain :D
  6. Hawkslayer

    Hawkslayer Junior Expert

    ...and yet another high on draken :p
  7. _Baragain_

    _Baragain_ Living Forum Legend

    No problem... My goal was humor and funny reactions... so far it has been successful. :D

    It's not very often that we manage to lure you out of the CM thread... I'm glad my randomness caught your eye. :D
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  8. trakilaki

    trakilaki Living Forum Legend

    Actually it was not my intention to discuss the topic in details ... because this is just a game forum. But I can do it somewhere else.
    I was only replying to Baragain's point of view. :D

    Yep ... I am ... that is the reason I am healthy and never went to doctor's ... :p
    So now you know the formula for happiness ... consume as much drakens as you can ;)
  9. EhtovK

    EhtovK Old Hand

    I thought so, I just got carried away as I usually do. :p
  10. trakilaki

    trakilaki Living Forum Legend

    Well ... stop consuming drakens :p
  11. _Baragain_

    _Baragain_ Living Forum Legend

    Everything in moderation... even Draken. And by the way, I could quit any time I want. :p
  12. trakilaki

    trakilaki Living Forum Legend

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  13. GodChronos

    GodChronos Forum Expert

    Hmm.. what Is the point of the story section again?
  14. EhtovK

    EhtovK Old Hand

    Exactly what you see in this thread :p
  15. GodChronos

    GodChronos Forum Expert

    I see well than I guess Ima write here whatever I want xD
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